Sunday, February 16, 2014

15 things no mother would ever say

1. Of course you can sit on your brother !
2. Ahhh..I feel so rested and relaxed and put together !
3.Please join me while I'm using the bathroom, the more the merrier!
4.I think I got too much sleep last night
5.I really enjoy taking my 2 kids under 2 grocery shopping with me
6.I can understand you so much better when you're whining
7.Yes, please go ahead and make an even bigger mess I love picking up every bodies things !
8.My floors! They're so clean!
9.Please lick the toilet seat !
10.That temper tantrum you just had totally changed my mind, we will totally do it your way!
11.My life hasn't changed at all since having children!
12.Of course you can play in the cat litter while you're at it try out the dog food !
13.You can never have too much sugar
14. Oh goodie a Dora marathon!
15.I love the soothing sound of Lego being dumped on the floor.

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